Just yesterday I spotted an old dusty lamp and begun to clean it.

With my greatest surprise a geni[e] popped out offering to fullfill a wish. Being a train lover and wishing to visit the USA I asked for a rail bridge across the Atlantic Ocean.

The geni[e] got sad and said [to]me: “Sorry but did you consider the amount of material needed for the bridge, the tectonic shift not counting the fact that one should get Europeans to agree on a common electric power supply and on the environmental impact, please ask me something different…”

So I thought for a while and asked “I want a ps3 in europe this xmas” and then the geni[e] asked “Single or double track bridge sir ?”

From comments on Neowin Exclusive – Playstation 3 Shipment Reduction True?